Wait . . . what? Jon Stewart's a Jew??
Of course he's a Jew, Meat-head, he tells us that about 3 times in every
But, Archie, I thought that was just a gag, man, you know, like those Seinfeld
people pretending to be NY Jews when they're really Lutherans from Iowa.
You need proof? Well, the camera don't lie. On Jun24.2014
Stewart did a spoof on Hillary, sees? He pulls out a C-note and uses it
like a tissue to dab his fake tears, and then he wads the C-note up
and throws it over his shoulder. That was the funny part, sees, but
then comes the Jewish part. Now, you gotta' pay close attention to
catch it, but the segment ends and the lights dim as they cut to the
commercial. Stewart doesn't even wait to go off camera --
he dives on that C-note on the floor like a sea gull diving on a
bagel scrap in a Brooklyn gutter. Sees? It's all there in front a ya'.
Try the Obvious First
Alfred's HuffPo piece on the mystery ISIS tweeting
"whistleblower" @wikibaghdady is not badly written, at
least by HuffPo standards; it just totally misses the obvious.
I mean, if you're speculating on who is posting tweets flaming ISIS and
it's pervert leader "Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi", I would think
any vaguely conscious person would first guess CIA and then Mossad.
As far as "al-Baghdadi" goes, Al
Monitor identifies him as a Salafist pig's ass named Ibrahim
Awwad Ibrahim Ali al-Badri al-Samarrai. But this conflicts with
the rapidly growing urban legend that "al-Baghdadi" was a
peaceful peasant farmer who got swept up by US forces, held in Bucca
prison in Iraq, and turned into a deadly Sunni terrorist as a result of
being tortured -- a "heroic" pay-back story the CIA would definitely want to put an end
Why I Love Ann Coulter
While reading the idiot
take-down of soccer on her blog, it suddenly occurred to me why I
love this American icon of the far and loony right so much: She looks more
like Mr. Ed than any other human on earth. I love horses, I loved Mr. Ed,
and now I know why I love Coulter. In fact, she reminds me of both ends of Mr. Ed.
But if I ever wake up in bed with her next to me, I'll totally freak
out thinking the Mafia has finally found me or that I've died and been
reincarnated back in time into a Godfather movie. That would be
almost as bad as the present reality of HuffPo and FOX News running her
stupidity over and over ad nauseam, turning the Internet into a Ground Hog
Day nightmare from which none of us can escape.