At large: How Earl Woods built a champion
and destroyed a childhood
Bad-ass black golfer gone bad really
wanted to be special ops psychopath
and shoot babies, burn villages, blow shit up, just like daddy.
Ankara: Erdogan continues assault on free speech,
busts Danish journalist for dissing him
In related free speech news: Erdogan is a
who can kiss my ass. Please like and pass on . . .
maybe it will get back to him.
Jerusalem: Elor Azaria, IDF prick who
with a head-shot, gets Passover release, ticker-tape parade
Begging the question: When did Yisrael
a Palestinian so he could celebrate Ramadan?
Washington D.C.: 83% of US Senators push to
Government of Yisrael for its human rights violations,
get large campaign contributions from AIPAC in return
Yisrael-firster Liz Warren, proud part
of the 83%, collects
her shekels as
Bernie Sanders says "Screw Yisrael, they
get too much US tax money as it is"
In related news: top GoY rabbi
says only goyim who serve
Jews according to Noahide Laws are permitted to live in
Yisrael -- OK for 122 million goyim US taxpayers to send
$4.5Bn to Yisrael as long as they stay out
Jerusalem: Hat-trick in Yisraeli organ
soldiers gun down 5-month pregnant mother
of two, "suspected" of wearing suicide-vest
16 yo brother also killed ~
drop knives next to bodies ~ US cops
Washington, D.C.: Fake ex-CIA FOX News pundit
looking at 40 years hard time
FOX & CIA where so stupid they let
this idiot's scam play
for 14 years before catching on. Thanks, Megyn.
Amarillo, TX: Speaking Punjabi on a Greyhound in
That'll get you interrogated by FBI for 30 hours for sure.
Dimwit Tianna Lynn Decamp claimed men
were talking about
a bomb, demanded Greyhound bus driver pull over and call 911.
In related news, Tianna Lynn Decamp mug
shots fill up a
Google search like bagel-farts in a NY deli.
Jacksonville, FL: Psycho-Cop of the Week Award
(... cues spotlight ...) Akinyemi Borisade
Dick cop beats the shit out of handcuffed
gets busted for battery because
1) he is black, 2) she is white, 3) it was videoed
Sandra Bland unavailable for
but police union definitely available for comment
NY, NY: ADL urges Trump to re-brand from
to "Yisreal First, America Second, US Taxpayer Third"
Bibi Netanyahu suggests: "Make
America Great Again, Send
All Your Tax Money to Yisrael." Elizabeth Warren signs on.
Washington, DC: As Obama pushes women into combat
Congress is smokin' hot for babes to be drafted
Related news: Demand for sperm-donors,
pregnancy test kits goes through the
Pete Seeger unavailable for comment,
re-writing "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?"