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Election predictions you can bet on . . . as long as you don't bet money.


The only up-side to this election I can see is that
no matter who loses, it'll be someone I absolutely despise.
--- Denis O'Brien

October 02, 2016

The latest LogoPhere InaccuGuesstimator (tm) Election Prediction


Here is a comparison table of three totally BS guesses as to how the election is going for TheDonald, which is, of course, the inverse of how it is going for Hilton.  LogoPhere's InaccuGuesstimator (tm) vs. Real Clear Politics vs. FiveThirtyEight

The table shows electoral votes or percent chances of TheDonald winning plus an indicator of whether each datum is trending up (+) or down (-) or is statistically static (+/-).  270 electoral votes are needed to win, or 250 plus five cashier's checks for $1 million each if the Supreme Court steps in.

Check back often. The table will be up-dated . . .well, basically whenever I get around to it. 

Date InaccuGuesstimator *
Electoral votes for DTDuck
Real Clear Politics
Electoral votes for DTDuck
Chance of DTDuck winning
9/19 268.0 N/D N/D
9/23 268.6 (+/-) 164 (-) out of 364 firm votes 38.3% (-)
10/02 237.4(-) 165 (+/-) out of 366 firm votes 33.3% (-)

*   The LogoPhere InaccuGuestimate (tm) methodology is top secret and too complex to describe in detail to anyone dumb enough to be reading this.  But here are the basics.

Step 1:   I go out on the back deck.

Step 2:   I let rip a thermonuclear fart, simultaneously starting a stop watch.

Step3:   I determine which neighbor calls the cops first, and how long it took them.

Analysis: If it the neighbor to the left calls first -- I go with Hilton.  If the on the right -- I go with TheDonald.  The lapsed time is converted to electoral votes by a secret algorithm that includes newt eyes and the entrails of "Snoopy," the neighbor on the rights' cat. 


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