is only one thing that I know of that we would
all pretty well agree on as far as this whacko election goes: the
only possible chance Hilton has of winning is if DTDuck
stays in the race. And that is because he is the only person in
America who is more despised than she is.
But following yesterday's salacious October
IED #3, which was leaked by NBC
News and published by the WaPo, GOP leaders are now calling
for DTDuck to drop out of the race, as if he wasn't already toxic enough.
And given DTDuck's anti-presidential, prepubescent "grab 'em by the
pussy" comment and mind-set, who could be surprised if the GOP
doesn't find a way to drop him if he doesn't go voluntarily?
But what shocked the hell
out of me -- not that there was any in me to begin with -- was James
Carville going on Bill Maher's show last night and trying to show how
smart he (Carville) is by predicting
the obvious: that DTDuck is as good as out of the race. As noted above,
this is NOT a turn of events the Democrats want to promote if they want
Hilton to win this thing. The Democrats have to do everything they can to
keep ole' potty-mouth IN the race. If Carville is hoping for a Hilton
presidency, the best thing he could do is to down-play -- at least until
it is too late to find a replacement for DTDuck -- the impact of DTDuck's
filthy mouth and sexist attitudes. But at the very least Carville should
keep his flipping mouth shut about it for now.
And the reason I say it is
this: DTDuck is probably going to have to make a decision today -- before
tomorrow's debate -- whether he's in or out. He might try to see if he can
reverse the damage in the debate, but that just ain't going to happen
unless he has a HUGE October IED of his own up his sleeve. If DTDuck
announces today that he is out, the debate will be postponed in order to
give Pence or Kaisch (or whomever the Republicans in the back room chose
to replace DTDuck) time to get his/her act together.
But if all of this comes to
pass in the next 7-10 days and a marginally more moderate, moderately less
insane Republican suddenly becomes the presidential candidate, then the
Democrats will have two options: 1) replace Hilton with Biden or Kaine, or
2) lose the White House big time. Arguably, if the Republicans swap-out
Trump, they might be smart to make their decision immediately but wait for
at least a week to implement it so that the Democrats will have as little
time as possible to replace Hilton.
Every since March I have
that Kaisch and Biden will be the candidates. Even
after the conventions, I stuck to that Pollyanna prediction, mostly
because I cannot tolerate the thought of the damage that either DTDuck or
Hilton would do the the country and the world. Maybe Kaisch and Biden
would be just as bad, but until we know for sure, the entire world will
breathe a sigh of relief if they end up being the candidates on
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